Glorious Scale Church

The Glorious Scale Church believes in June’s Kalendaria, Golden Scale. They believe the Old World was destroyed because something lost its balance.

Doctrine
There are only two words: Symmetry and balance. We have to maintain balance in everything we do. This includes the balance of your condition, the balance of your bodily fluids, the balance of your emotions, the balance between you and your family.

On a larger scale, there is the balance between humans and nature, the balance between humans, the balance between humans and Subhumans, the balance between humans and the Kalendarium… Symmetry is the most beautiful phenomenon in the world. Asymmetrical things are dirty and ugly.

Holy Communion
The Holy Communion are fried chicken wings.